(9:22 PM) Resolved - This incident has been resolved.
(8:18 PM) Monitoring - The connection has been restored and is being monitored to ensure it is fully operational.
(7:20 PM) Identified - A widespread network outage has caused the server to become inaccessible. I cannot provide any ETA on restoration at this time.
(7:08 PM) Investigating - I am investigating a server crash.